The First Filipino Astronaut
by Enzo Tacadao
Cosmonauts, they fly and go.
Whirlwind in the Philippine archipelago, go, go is the verb.
Manic panic attack on the sky.
Mighty mouse sun hums songs of ancients.
“Hello?” asked the unwitting gentleman in classy white suit.
PASA – not the bruise, but Philippine Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Take the former, it is better.
Red, blue, white on the blacken universal blankness.
Maybe if people start to realize that that Someday Dream band girl is just one untalented girl.
For now, let mother black hole snap out the head of the first Filipino astronaut.
Romblon, we’ve go a problem.